Message:   Home(tm), Foul Home(tm)

From: Joe     Sent: 14 Dec. 2000     Message 1 of 3

Home(tm), Foul Home(tm)

By Joe_CindyAndJoe
10 Dec. 2000

'Mid failures and frustrations, though we may roam,
Be they ever so bumbling, there's no place like Home(tm);
A curse from the skies seems to follow us there,
Which, seek thro' the world, is ne'er met with elsewhere.

Home(tm)! Home(tm)! foul, foul Home(tm)!
Be they ever so bumbling, there's no place like Home(tm).

I gaze on my screen as I use MSN,
And note that Excite now wants me again;
But the time has long past when I'd heed such a call,
'Cause the treatment I've suffered I'll always recall.

Home(tm)! Home(tm)! foul, foul Home(tm)!
Be they ever so bumbling, there's no place like Home(tm).

An exile from Home(tm), I'm so glad that I've gone,
Their regrets and their pleas just inspire a yawn;
They could have been winners, but now it's too late,
They screwed us too often and sealed their own fate.

Home(tm)! Home(tm)! foul, foul Home(tm)!
Be they ever so bumbling, there's no place like Home(tm).

(http://fldstone.com/FBHS001.htm)

PS. To understand this song you need to know that:
- Excite closed down their entire clubs facility, including "Cindy and Joe", at the end of December 2000, after announcing closure at the end of August 2000 and then leaving it dangling with the upload function disabled
- Excite is owned by a company called At Home, Inc.