Message:   Joe's favorite limericks

From: Joe     Sent: 20 Aug. 2000     Message 1 of 2

From "The Limerick", edited by G. Legman, Bell Publishing Company, ISBN 0-517-139111

128
There was a young damsel named Baker
Who was poked in a pew by a Quaker.
He yelled, "My god! what
Do you call this - a twat?
Why, the entrance is more than an acre!"

131
A chippy who worked in Black Bluff
Had a pussy as large as a muff.
It had room for both hands
And some intimate glands,
And was soft as a little duck's fluff.

134
There was a young lady named Brent
With a cunt of enormous extent,
And so deep and so wide,
The acoustics inside
Were so good you could hear when you spent.

140
A lady with features cherubic
Was famed for her area pubic.
When they asked her its size
She replied in surprise,
"Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?"

160
There was a young fellow from Florida
Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed
He cried, "God strike me dead!
This ain't a cunt - it's a corridor!"

163
In the case of a lady named Frost,
Whose cunt's a good two feet acrost,
It's the best part of valor
To bugger the gal, or
You're apt to fall in and get lost.

246
There was a young lady whose thighs,
When spread showed a slit of such size,
And so deep and so wide,
You could play cards inside -
Much to her bridegroom's surprise.

248
There's a charming young girl in Tobruk
Who refers to her quiff as a nook.
It's deep and it's wide,
- You can curl up inside
With a nice easy chair and a book.