Message:   Fistin' at the Fister's Ball

From: Joe     Sent: 25 Feb. 2004     Message 1 of 3

Fistin' at the Fister's Ball
Melody: Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball
(Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show / Shel Silverstein)

Come on baby spread your thighs
That puss of yours is super size
To fill it we'll just improvise
We're goin' to the fister's ball!

Bring your dildos honey child
KY Jelly makes me smile
The pussy stretchin' will be wild
We're fistin' at the fister's ball!

There's girls who are skinny and girls who are fat
That girl's playing with a baseball bat
Hairy hands enterin' pussies that are shaved
Oh God, but it's great just being so depraved!

Assumin' that you're so inclined
I think I'll fist you from behind
A hand or two will blow your mind
We're fistin' at the fister's ball, y'all
We're fistin' at the fister's ball!

Now I'll give you some advice
Blow-up dildos are real nice
For pussy stretching they suffice
While fistin' at the fister's ball!

Candle stuffin' turns you on
Lights your fire all night long
We'll have fun til break of dawn
Fistin' at the fister's ball!

Beer cans, golf balls and hard-boiled eggs
Everything disappears between your legs
Big ol' vibrators in big wet holes
A favorite hobby says the Gallup polls!

Horny fisters chasing sexy fistees
You ain't never seen holes like these
What they're doin' is sure to please
We're fistin' at the fister's ball, y'all
Fistin' at the fister's ball!


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