Message:   Sorta Ironic Isnt It?

From: qbertswench®     Sent: 10 Oct. 2003     Message 1 of 1

Well my partner Qbert decided to bring me home a new sexual aid today. I was all hyped up for this .. waiting for my "SUPRISE" for being a good lil wench this week.

Along came time for him to show up and lo and behold he walks in with a back massager that is cushion type.. has heat and upper and lower back and thigh vibrating areas.. most people use them in a car while driving or sitting in their recliner relaxing while watching tv or reading ect.

Im scratchin my head, lookin at him like hes finally gone off the deep end ( and if he hasnt gone off im gonna push him) and he says well wench it should help loosen up your lower back area and relax you a bit.. I want you to use this cushion when ever you are sittin at the puter. (For me if I'm home and not in bed then I'm more than likely at the puter)

So I decided to humor him and give it a try.. tru -value hardware hasn't ever done me wrong yet so I figured I'd go with the flow and see what happened. It actually worked much to my dismay. Qbert sat over at his puter desk, snickering, with a smug I told you so look on his face. ARRRGH!

So far ive only found one real problem with using the massager cushion at the puter.. and that is

JUST HOW IN THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY KEIGEL EXERCISES WHEN THE MASSAGER IS MAKING MY MUSCLES TURN IN TO JELLO QBERT?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Qbert's Wench®