Message:   Home(tm) at Excite!

From: Joe     Sent: 18 Aug. 2000     Message 1 of 1

Home(tm) at Excite!

By Joe_CindyAndJoe
14 Aug. 2000

There once was a Home(tm) where the adults could roam
Where the nudes and the chatters could play
Where often was heard sexy four-letter words
And the clubs were quite busy all day

Home(tm), Home(tm) at Excite!
Where eviction is our biggest plight
Though we followed the rules when we posted our jewels
They're destroying our favorite site

How often at night when the pictures were bright
And our fingers danced over the keys
We saw beautiful thighs and "something's awrys"
And swapped postings intended to tease

Home(tm), Home(tm) at Excite!
Where eviction is our biggest plight
Though we followed the rules when we posted our jewels
They're destroying our favorite site

Now the money's all gone and our welcome's withdrawn
'Cause the banner ads didn't get clicked
They couldn't compete with the pictures so sweet
So Excite! says we're going to get kicked

Home(tm), Home(tm) at Excite!
Where eviction is our biggest plight
Though we followed the rules when we posted our jewels
They're destroying our favorite site

I love video clips where one sees naked hips
Not to mention some other details
But now I must roam, 'cause here at Home(tm)
The money man's decision prevails

Home(tm), Home(tm) at Excite!
Where eviction is our biggest plight
Though we followed the rules when we posted our jewels
They're destroying our favorite site


PS. To understand this song you need to know that:
- Excite closed down all adult clubs, including "Cindy and Joe" at the end of August 2000
- Excite is owned by a company called At Home, Inc.